Join the Flock
No dues, no pressure, no pamphlets on your windshield. Just good people and a standing invitation to the potluck.
Pew Warmer
Free
Show up when you can. Sit in the back. Leave early to beat traffic. No hard feelings.
Deacon of Dip
Free*
Same as Pew Warmer, but you're on the rotation for bringing a dip to potlucks. *Chips not included.
Lawn Chair Elder
Free
Bring your own folding chair to every service. Earn a commemorative koozie after one year.
Sign the Guest Book
Fill this out and Bubba will personally think about you for a second.