Oct
5
The Blessing of the Grills
4:00 PMTemple parking lot
Bring your grill, smoker, or hibachi to be anointed with a light mist of apple juice. Charcoal provided.
Gatherings
Fellowship, food, and folding tables. All events are free, all ages are welcome, and parking is on the grass.
Oct
12
Silent Nap Retreat
1:00 to 3:00 PMThe Recliner Room
Two hours of guided rest. Snoring is permitted but frowned upon by the more advanced practitioners.
Oct
19
Fish Fry & Fellowship
6:00 PMLake Earl Pavilion
Whatever we catch, we fry. Whatever we don't catch, we buy from the grocery store and pretend.
Oct
31
Trunk-or-Treat of the Faithful
5:30 PMTemple parking lot
Decorate your tailgate. Best trunk wins a gift card to the bait shop.
Nov
9
The Great Casserole Reckoning
NoonFellowship Hall
Our annual bake-off. Last year's tater tot controversy will not be discussed.
Nov
27
Feast of the Stretchy Pants
All dayEverywhere
Our highest holy day. Observed at home with family. Loosen thy belt.
Want to host a gathering?
If you have a folding table and a good attitude, you're already qualified.